A little chat with AL CAPONE
I got a surprise email from someone unepected, Alphonse Capone (born Jan 17, 1899) from a place far far away he described as a "cool, with wireless internet service" place. He declined to mention exactly whether the place is hell or heaven. "I can't tell you. But the place I live has been connected with WWW. I read your blog everyday for hell sake!"
"Hi Al, it's been a long time since the last time we met. You left this WWW exactly 60 years ago, January 25 I guess. Tell me what's happened since then in your new mansion!"
"I'm fine man. I'm too old to do business, so I dedicated most of my time & energy for phylantrophy things," Al said.
"Cool! Do your place looks like Florida where you live sometimes or Chicago where you identified with the crimes?"
"It's a bit of combination of winter in Chicago and hot summer days in Florida."
"Wow. Must be lots of fun, having fun with the money you collected for so many decades."
"Yeah, I donated some to universities so they could have better education than mine. I gave scholarships to journalists too! Oh, do you know that I have one professorship under my name in a respected university in US?"
"I heard that, Al. You're generous! How's the business?"
"I'm not dealing with gambling anymore or liquors. As you see, my businesses are clean. We cut forests, process them to pulp and then paper for your kids' school book & notes or your newspaper. We then cultivate palm trees all over the already cleared areas to produce cooking oil. See, your fellow citizens fond of fried foods."
"Good for you!"
"Lot's of changes in the last 60 years, thanks to globalization. I have global operation now. But again, none of them involved in gambling or drugs."
"Your family?"
"My first daughter has just graduated, cum laude, from Wharton School. Her younger sister is studying there too."
"How about the boy?"
"He's in charge of my business in Great Wall."
"What business?"
"We're producing & selling paper and cooking oil."
"Do they have palm oil plantations there?"
"No, you're moron! Palm oil is tropical tree!"
"Sorry Al. So, where do you get the materials?"
"From your country. In fact I have the largest plantation in Sumatra. You have to see someday. Sorry, can we hold a second? I need to go to the restroom."
"By the way, if you're born again, will you do different things?"
"Well, most likely I'll have similar friends. I'll work for guys like Torrio. I might still kill Bugs Moran. But I will not hire Eddie O'Hare so I don't have to stay behind the bars for seven years! I could enjoy my old age in Florida, spend more of my money to finance research on penicilin!"
"What things that you regret the most?"
"For my failure to ask legislators & congressmen to freeze IRS!"
"I guess you guys have no IRS over there?"
"Actually I run a lucrative business here, in your world might be considered illegal."
"What's that?"
"I run a blog, porn blog! I just posted real porn like ME-YZ. I have gambling blog as well, looks like London Casino if you ever visit that."
Ok Al, I'm tired already. Let's chat again tomorrow. Send my regards to Mr Torrio and Lucky Luciano. Ciao!
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"Hi Al, it's been a long time since the last time we met. You left this WWW exactly 60 years ago, January 25 I guess. Tell me what's happened since then in your new mansion!"
"I'm fine man. I'm too old to do business, so I dedicated most of my time & energy for phylantrophy things," Al said.
"Cool! Do your place looks like Florida where you live sometimes or Chicago where you identified with the crimes?"
"It's a bit of combination of winter in Chicago and hot summer days in Florida."
"Wow. Must be lots of fun, having fun with the money you collected for so many decades."
"Yeah, I donated some to universities so they could have better education than mine. I gave scholarships to journalists too! Oh, do you know that I have one professorship under my name in a respected university in US?"
"I heard that, Al. You're generous! How's the business?"
"I'm not dealing with gambling anymore or liquors. As you see, my businesses are clean. We cut forests, process them to pulp and then paper for your kids' school book & notes or your newspaper. We then cultivate palm trees all over the already cleared areas to produce cooking oil. See, your fellow citizens fond of fried foods."
"Good for you!"
"Lot's of changes in the last 60 years, thanks to globalization. I have global operation now. But again, none of them involved in gambling or drugs."
"Your family?"
"My first daughter has just graduated, cum laude, from Wharton School. Her younger sister is studying there too."
"How about the boy?"
"He's in charge of my business in Great Wall."
"What business?"
"We're producing & selling paper and cooking oil."
"Do they have palm oil plantations there?"
"No, you're moron! Palm oil is tropical tree!"
"Sorry Al. So, where do you get the materials?"
"From your country. In fact I have the largest plantation in Sumatra. You have to see someday. Sorry, can we hold a second? I need to go to the restroom."
"By the way, if you're born again, will you do different things?"
"Well, most likely I'll have similar friends. I'll work for guys like Torrio. I might still kill Bugs Moran. But I will not hire Eddie O'Hare so I don't have to stay behind the bars for seven years! I could enjoy my old age in Florida, spend more of my money to finance research on penicilin!"
"What things that you regret the most?"
"For my failure to ask legislators & congressmen to freeze IRS!"
"I guess you guys have no IRS over there?"
"Actually I run a lucrative business here, in your world might be considered illegal."
"What's that?"
"I run a blog, porn blog! I just posted real porn like ME-YZ. I have gambling blog as well, looks like London Casino if you ever visit that."
Ok Al, I'm tired already. Let's chat again tomorrow. Send my regards to Mr Torrio and Lucky Luciano. Ciao!
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