The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. Internationally, some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs. In Indonesia,
jengkol, a family member of beans produce real stink fart. Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!
Checkout the following conversation I got from circulating SMS:
"Sorry, I just had fart, it's stink because I consumed jengkol," AR said.
"Not me, that's a slanderous accusation. I don't like jengkol because it's not American product," SBY warned but he can't keep the 'flow' and as a result his pants looks wet and jengkol-smelly.
"Mine smells good like French fries," he continued. But soon after that, pret-pret, jengkol-smelly.
MS was frozen, red-face, trying to prevent the gas out, but she can't. Stinks too.
HH just quiet, but he has shinning face because he just got No.2.
"Shit, Rokhmin's warteg (literally means cafe) provided rotten jengkol," they complained in chorus.
PS: Rokhmin is former minister for fishery under Megawati administration and currently on trial for corruption. He fired back with A-List of VIPs accepted money from his pocket.
Thousand km away from Jakarta where most VIPs live, people in Sidoarjo, East Java has been living in a hell of fart-stinky-mudflow erupted from Lapindo Brantas Inc's drilling almost one year now.
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