The Tale of Mr Ikan Porno

Mr Ikan Porno's position as CEO of PT Jamu Sok Teu, a state-owned enterprise collecting people's money, is apparently on a hot seat. BOD, BOC, and workers union have voted of no confidence in him and asked Suka Basah Ya? Administration to replace Mr Porno. But Mr Porno's friend in high place is trying hard to defend arguing Mr Porno's good performance. What's up?

"Looks like the VP Ucup Kelik is upset with Mr Porno's undelivered promises," one executive at Mr Kelik's office said.
Why?
"Remember when the PPD drivers went on massive strike, the nastiest in the company's history? It was a big shame for the cabinet. So Mr Kelik summoned related officers asking them to come up with good solution. Mr Porno offered to lend Jamu Sok Teu's hand, pay the PPD drivers' salaries. He was considered a hero in the meeting," the officer said.
That's good, right?
"It's good for Mr Porno. He knew that Mr Kelik didn't like him in the first place because the minister who appointed Mr Porno didn't ask Mr Kelik's permission beforehand. Mr Porno managed to have Mr Kelik impressed!"
I mean, that should be good for the drivers?
"The problem, PPD never paid installments to Jamu Sok Teu, so by law it's not eligible for help. As a result, Mr Porno failed to deliver his promises."
Well, he followed the rules then?
"But it means he didn't understand the mechanism of Jamu Sok Teu."
That's not enough.
"Then once the cabinet hold a meeting to bail out The Eagle, our ailing airline. Mr Kelik asked how we could help. Mr Porno raised his hand and pledged the plan to inject fresh capital into The Eagle. He was a hero in the meeting. But again he failed to deliver because by law Jamu Sok Teu is not allowed to do such kind of investment."
But Mr Kelik also want to put his own guy because he's suspicious on Mr Porno & his friend for heavy weight political support to Partai Kurang Senyum which may pose major threat to Mr Kelik's party?
"Probably!"
And it makes Mr Kelik's partner suspicious on Mr Kelik's motives and then summon Mr Porno's friend and two other ministers to State Palace?
"Probably! But he wouldn't say so!"
Then, what Mr Kelik's partner will do about?
"It's tricky. He is, as usual, confused because Mr Porno and his friend have strong political back up from Partai Kurang Senyum which helped him to be The First Gentleman."
I'm sorry, you said First Gentleman? Isn't that applied to the previous one when we have the lady as the president and his husband as the First Gentleman?
"No. The President was actually The First Gentleman and The President was actually The First Lady."
Are you drunk?
"No, I got FL............D"
Ok, what about Mr Porno?
"I'm confused too!"

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